Welcome to the page of the slot machine. You can
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the slot machine here.
All the information you need to know are in the readme, so why not look forward to some more readmeage on this page.
Readme
Wheel. of. for!
wheel of for? what the hell this isn't wof. wof. yeah wof. wofl. wofl. what the heck. did I drink too much last knight?
This is another readme for yet another game made by the all mighty 1-person weisi4u team! woot! ur, yeah that wasn't pro was it?
This is the readme for the slots.
introduction
After you start the game in 1 of many ways, including letting your pet on the keyboard, you will hear a weird intro. after that's done you will enter the black dollar casino! if it's even called that!
When sitting at one of the many slots around, you will hear a lot of unusualities in the background. I won't spoil anything. but be ready to defend your self. no, not with a bottle of beer!
gameplay
of course, you could sit there and listen to all the high fidelity fideliphone calls. what!
who the hell wrote that in the script!
I ment high quality backgrounds.
you have to use your keyboard, or your diving board, what? hmm? diving boards are supported only up to version what ever version will never come out? sorry.
Then you have to use your keyboard to do stuff. here's how
ensure you're not drunk. It will come in handy. I'm serius!
- to insert coins press space. 3 coins are the max you can play. additional coins can will end up in your credit meter.
- press space to spin.
- to stop the reals you need to work it like one of these jap slots requiring skill. you need to hit backspace to stop a real.
- there are a few things that are on the slots. they are
- Hal
- Window-eyes
- and Voice over, the jackpot.
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li>each time you hit back space you will hear the slot gurgle. um? gurgle, brul brul brulblblblblblblblblbblblblblb. you will hear the game tell you what it landed on.
- up on doing it three times the game will check if yu one. which is as likely as finding an IPod touch 64 gigs lying on teh ground.
- if you have cash on the credit meter it will may be spitted out with the d key.
PS. to quit hit escape.
credits
- Kevin Weispfennig, the all mighty weisi4u team as well as founder of the weisi4u flying company. for the blind, by the blind. ur that's fictional! duh. he did some sound editing and programming
- Peter Mahach. sound editing and voice acting as well as free sex changes. not outside the black dollar casino, sorry.
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- bryan mckinnish a nice contribution to the whole thing. He's a very capable voice actor with nos tudio, as well as a nice person and a friend of ours. he got us into programming all together!
- erion the audio library. so yeah
pull the handle and get 3 copyright signs to get copyright info.